lethalbarnes:

imagine your otp

aithreachas:

volpinc:

a list of superhero au’s:

• “i’m actually a sidekick but you’ve started thinking i’m a hero and i really don’t want to let you down so i’m keeping this lie up” au
  
• “okay look that guy across the street is totally [superhero name here] i know it. you want proof? fine you’ve got proof. i’m going to spend the whole day watching that window and oh shit i’m caught” au
  
• “you started coming to me to get me to stop writing bad things about you but i can’t help it if you’re a shitty hero you couldn’t even get that cat out of that tree no it’s not because we’re exes” au
  
• “we’re married and also a superhero duo except you still think i’m just my mild-mannered alter ego and idk how to tell you you’re married to your superhero partner after all these years” au
  
• “my mild-mannered alter ego is actually a lot cooler than my superhero alter ego and yet you like me more as my civilian self i am very confused” au
  
• “i started writing [superhero name here] on your coffee cup as a joke because you kind of look like them but now you’re in the alley outside almost dying and it turns out you are them oh shit” au
  
• “i brought my superhero partner as my date to a halloween party but it’s just as friends except we’re both in our hero outfits and everyone here is dressed up as us too and i seem to have lost you i’m sorry” au
  
• “my twin and i trade between being [superhero name here] and i promise they’re the one you’re in love with not me okay” au
  
• “we were right on the cusp of dating but then i became a hero and things fell apart except now you’re flirting with me pretty hardcore in my superhero form and idk what to do because there are a lot of feelings still here” au
  
• “i was your sidekick and faked my death to protect you and now you’ve got a new sidekick that you might be dating and i never told you i was in love with you but i also never told you i wasn’t dead so i’m just wallowing in self pity over here also i’m working for the bad guys now and supposed to kill you oops” au
  
• “we used to date and now we’re partner heroes and the whole city thinks we’re dating as heroes but i’m still really angry with you about that break up and have to pretend to like you in public to keep up our image now that it’s spiraled so far out of control” au
  

r475:

latrcdectus:

ghoulardii-archive:

✧･ﾟ:*(▰˘◡˘▰)*:･ﾟ✧  lazy morning before breakfast sex.
✧･ﾟ:*(▰˘◡˘▰)*:･ﾟ✧  we started out spooning to nap sex.
✧･ﾟ:*(▰˘◡˘▰)*:･ﾟ✧  it’s 3 am & I woke up from a sex dream about you sex 
✧･ﾟ:*(▰˘◡˘▰)*:･ﾟ✧  more of these things.

(•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡ I had a night terror & comforting me turned into sex sex
(•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡ I wiggled just right when you were giving me a massage sex
(•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡ we’re running late so we’ll shower together but then – sex
(•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡ we’ve been frustrating each other for hours bc people were around but now we’re alone sex
(•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡ I need you to fuck me & I need you to fuck me now sex
(•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡ we finally have the place to ourselves sex
(•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡ Make the dark thoughts & memories & pain stop sex

へ(゜∇、°)へ We’re probably going to die tomorrow sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ We’ve been fighting for three hours and I’ve never hated you more sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ I’m trying to forget we broke up sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ I am leaving for a long time and might not come back sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ We haven’t seen each other in so fucking long sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ I just want to feel something sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ You’re only with me for my body but I don’t care sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ We’ve been low key sexting under the dinner table sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ Shhh, my family might hear you sex.
へ(゜∇、°)へ What the fuck are you doing here sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ our lives are falling apart sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ we can’t keep doing this but god i need to fuck you sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ we burnt dinner let’s just eat each other sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ we just murdered three people sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ miserable sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ we were trying to make sweet sweet love and then you bit me sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ this started so hardcore and now I want to cry i love you so much sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ dirty little secret sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ at first you were just innocently sitting in my lap and I realized you weren’t wearing underwear sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ i have no idea where this boner came from sex
へ(゜∇、°)へ you slapped me and it was hot please let’s do it sex

miserios:

wrist pinning (◡‿◡✿) 

hair tugging (◕‿◕✿) 

wall slamming (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

POSSESSIVE BEHAVIOR (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧

xjustatheory:

i just decked you in the face because i’m drunk and you were pissing me off but ow my hand really fucking hurts i think i might have broke it and oh look your nose is bleeding and now we’re both sitting awkwardly in the hospital while i glare at you from across the room. but wait are you giving me sex eyes?? stop that i’m supposed to mad at you?? 

muchymozzarella:

^{Imagine your Smol and Tol otp where Tol is doing push-ups and Smol is lying under them so they are more motivated to stay up on their arms and keep going and sometimes when they push down they get a peck on the lips (and then Tol gets tired and collapses heavily on top of Smol, smushing them while they flail)}

palepassives:

eighteensins:

give me a “we’re best friends with benefits but my pals always give me shit for not dating anyone, will you pretend to be my bf/gf for a while?? and then we can have a v intense break up // argument in front of everyone one day to make it seem somewhat real, ok cool thanks you’re a true pal, let’s bang it out && now it’s been a couple of months but we still haven’t ended things but here we are, dancing in my kitchen and you look really fucking perfect, holy shit — i don’t love you, i don’t love you, i don’t love you && you end up taking me out to a v fancy restaurant and basically, we do all the things couples do and is it bad that i actually consider you home instead of my own fucking apartment?? && oh, you’re cuddling me in your sleep, that’s new and i think i heard you tell me you love me in your sleep?? no, i’m just dreaming, aren’t i?? && holy shit, we still haven’t broken up but you’re watching a movie and i’m watching you and all i can think about is how pretty your face looks and how much of a wonderful person you are, it’s not even about the sex anymore — fuck, i’m in love with you, aren’t i??” plot yes ok

sniperbarbie:

white collar aus  (◠‿◠✿)
assassins aus   (◠‿◠✿)
organized crime aus   (◠‿◠✿)
c r i m i n a l   a u s  (◕‿◕✿)

ITS LATE AND I’M V TIRED BUT HERE ARE SOME MORE AUs

jiriboys:

• “wtf you’re not my roommate, how did you get in here? oh sHIT you’re really drunk aND NOW YOU’RE CRYING OKay okay it’s okay shhhh, you can stay here i guess??” au 
  
• “mY CHIPS WOULDN’T COME OUT THE VENDING MACHINE AND I GOT MAD AND TRIED TO GRAB IT BUT NOW MY HAND’S STUCK AND PLS STOP LAUGHING AT ME THIS IS V SERIOUS IM GOIG TO CRy” au
  
• “yes, i know this is a bar but you’re a rlly hot bartender and i panicked and said “cHOCOLATE MILK” when you asked me what i wanted to drink, now i just want to crawl away and hide forever” au
  
• “idk you but i also know nothing about camping and ur the only other person i’ve seen here will you help me i think i heard a bear” au
• “thats the third fucking toy you’ve played with and didn’t know how to turn off in my store pls don’t just try to awkwardly walk away i cAN SEE YOU” au
• “i wanted to give you a warm welcome to the neighbourhood by baking you a cake but turns out you’re hella allergic to something i put in and yOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE HOLY SHIT I FEEL HORRIBLE” au
  
• “idk you but you fell asleep on my shoulder on the bus and the only reason i’m letting you stay there is bc you look very comfy and i’m a good person - it’s totally not bc you’re also possibly the cutest and most precious human being i have ever seen hahah okay maybe a lil” au
  
• “i lost my little brother at the grocery store and you found him and now it seems like you two are best friends and he doesn’t wanna lose contact with you so it seems like i’ll have to get your number - at least your hella cute” au 
  
• “your best friend and my best friend think we’d be really cute together and keep trying to set us up i am so sorry” au
• “i forgot my umbrella and you offered to walk me home in the rain and i thought this would be the beginning of a cute love story but you’re really shit at this oh my god my shoulder is so wet, hold the damn thing properly wth man” au 
• “hOOOoooOo shit, so you’re the older sibling my best friend always talks about hahah wow tHEY NEVER BOTHERED TELLING ME YOU WERE THIS HOT” au
• “my friend thought you were cute so she tried to take a picture of you for snapchat and her flash went off but when you looked our way she shoved her phone into my hands and nOW YOU THINK IT’S ME AND OH GOD PLS DON’T BE MAD” au