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braintaze:

_{I’VE SET THIS THING SO THAT IT COULD KILL A WHALE IN SECONDS –
not that I’d kill a whale.
I SHALL JAM IT STRAIGHT INTO MY HEAD!!!}
_{Neat, huh?
( independent johnny c. penned by scotch )}

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╳ ┊ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴏɴ ᴘᴏsᴛᴇʀs (.self promo)

carmineink:

^{My morals are sometimes loose and I can be open minded to a LOT of things. I’m tenacious and explosiveand a little bit of a hedonist ( okay, a LOT of a hedonist ), but I know what I want. Now you can stand there and spout how violence is never the answer, how leading with fists only leads to more trouble than someone needs. Just know that the second I decide you’ve gone on too long, you’re losing your TEETH. So either grow a set and get ready to fight back, or back the FUCK off and get out of my face.}
^{written by scotch}

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╳ ┊ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴏɴ ᴘᴏsᴛᴇʀs (.self promo) [ while i sit here in agonizing pain because my body hates me ] [ it would be less painful to rip my uterus out ] [ it's not like i'll be using it whatsoever ]

snapbackquip:

_{3,000 years of itching without a hand to scratch with, or a nose to wiggle. i’m pretty sure that’s what DEATH feels like if you scored low on your s.a.t.’s, so stay in school, kids. being crazy got boring after the first 1,000 years so i started writing poetry. i suck at poetry. so i started singing songs. BIG MISTAKE. when you’re a disembodied consciousness and you get “boys of summer” stuck in your head… well, i’ll take the itching. || independent, semi-private, and selective PATRICK ‘EEL’ O’BRIAN, aka PLASTIC MAN. penned by scotch.}

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╳ ┊ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴏɴ ᴘᴏsᴛᴇʀs (.self promo) [ sorry i haven't been on here. here's where i've been ]

carmineink:

^{written by scotch}

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╳ ┊ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴏɴ ᴘᴏsᴛᴇʀs (.self promo) ╳ ┊ ɴᴏᴛ sᴇᴇɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴅ (.ooc)

carmineink:

^{written by scotch}

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╳ ┊ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴏɴ ᴘᴏsᴛᴇʀs (.self promo) ╳ ┊ ɴᴏᴛ sᴇᴇɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴅ (.ooc) [ before i head off to russian class ] [ i did the take home quiz he wanted us to do ] [ which had shit he didn't even cover with us ] [ and i think he assigned homework but i fucking gave up finding out what it was because i'm irritated ]

^{My morals are sometimes loose and I can be open minded to a LOT of things. I’m tenacious and explosiveand a little bit of a hedonist ( okay, a LOT of a hedonist ), but I know what I want. Now you can stand there and spout how violence is never the answer, how leading with fists only leads to more trouble than someone needs. Just know that the second I decide you’ve gone on too long, you’re losing your TEETH. So either grow a set and get ready to fight back, or back the FUCK off and get out of my face.}
^{written by scotch}