The Morning After Sentence Starters

•  "Get out, get out, get out, get out!"
•  "Do you remember anything from last night?"
•  "Why are you in my bed?"
•  "I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."
•  "So.. Was it good?"
•  "Who topped?"
•  "I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."
•  "I should go."
•  "This didn't mean anything."
•  "We shouldn't have done this..."
•  "Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"
•  "I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"
•  "Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."
•  "Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."
•  "I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"
•  "This stays between us."
•  "Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."
•  "Are you sneaking out on me?"
•  "So, how much for last night?"
•  "Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"
•  "Don't answer it!"
•  "Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"
•  "We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."
•  "..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"