AHS Hotel: Checking In Starters

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CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM 5 X 01

“I heard you the first time.”
“Welcome to America.”
“This whole building is a dead zone for cell service.”
“Terrible accident in room 51, just ghastly!”
“There’s a terrible smell in here!”
“Mama’s feelin’ magnanamous.”
“I haven’t seen one that sweet in awhile.”
“Must’ve had a lot of run-ins with the police…”
“And you? What are you looking for?”
“Can’t move forward… can’t go back.”
“Tell me you love me… say it!”
“Money isn’t everything.”
“Call housekeeping.”
“Yes, and it’s clearly more considerate than you because it showed up at six like you were supposed to.”
“Xanax, klonipin, whatever the hell those pink pills were.”
“You dumb Swedish meatballs!”
“I’ve seen what your caring looks like.”
“You’re the beginning and the end of all my suffering.”
“And now YOU are going to entertain ME.”
“This can never happen again.”
“She always said she had a good reason to worry.”
“I told you I’d do it again.”
“Do you even know what this guy looks like?”
“Maybe I should get a gun?”
“Look, I’m not upset because you’re leaving, I’m upset because I– I secretly want you to go.”
“I can’t stop hoping… that’s the worst part.”
“So many buildings around here are time capsules.”
“Nobody tells me SHIT.”
“We’ve been invaded! Shanghai’d!”
“It’s a little EARLY for you, isn’t it?”
“I don’t know if all this neon is the answer.”
“Messes are always forgiven– the first time.”
“Got any songs telling you anything about THAT?”
“People aren’t supposed to live in hotels.”
“I’m here because I need to see you everyday.”
“Oh, please, you know how much I paid for this dope?”