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Male-Aimed Pick-up Lines {Sentence Starters}

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"
"Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you."
"Do these feel real to you?"
"Are you a candle? Because I wanna blow you."
"My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?"
"Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight."
"I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?"
"Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked."
"That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!"
"You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill."
"I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you."
"There are no seats, can I sit on your face?"
"Is it wet in here, or is it just me?"
"They bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most handsome guy in the bar."
"If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?"
"You're so handsome that you made me forget my pickup line."
"Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next boyfriend."
"Are you a magician? Cause A-bra-ca-DAYUM!"
"Are you going to kiss me or are you going to make me lie to my diary?"
"Are you a Boy Scout? Because you tie my heart in knot."

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